Bottoms Up

A Lady of wealth and abundance gets together for coffee with an old friend, this is what was said.

Lady:  "Oh my house, my house there is such terrible lighting in there.  I can hardly ever see, the lights are so dim.  It really tends to hurt my eyes".

     To this her friend smiled and said.

"Oh I would give anything for a home to call my own, as I use the glow of the Sun to see in the day and the light of the moon to see at night".

     The lady did not pay attention and said.

"Oh I made this tuna casserole yesterday and it did not turn out right, I was so disappointed with it that I ended up throwing it out in the trash".

     To this her friend smiled and said.

"It sounds so tasty, I would give anything for a hot meal.  I have to search high and low for any amount of food and drink."

     The lady did not pay much attention and said.

"My gardener is the worst, my lawn is always in shambles, my garden is an embarrassment, I don't know what to do with her."

     To this her friend smiled and said.

"My flowers are of the wild variation, they grow far and wide, although they are not really mine, but mine to see.  I would do anything for a garden of my own."

     The lady did not pay much attention and said.

"Oh don't get me started on Television, there is nothing worth watching on TV these days."

     To this her friend smiled and said.

"Oh I don't really watch any Television, my entertainment is watching the birds fly over head, watching the Sun rise and set, watching the clouds and the trees blowing in the wind and the crashing of the Lake at the shore.

     The lady did not pay much attention and said.

"Oh these shoes are so old, I don't even know why I still have them or why I even wear them".

     To this her friend smiled and said.

"I have only one pair of shoes and yes they are old too."

     The lady did not pay attention and said.

"My hydro bill was through the roof, these hydro companies are making a killing off of us.

     To this her friend smiled and said.

"I have not had any bills to pay in many years, my warmth comes from the leaves on the ground, the trees that surround me, the Earth from the days Sun, The warm breezes on warm days, when it is cold I bundle up and build a fire, I wrap myself in my blanket.

     The lady did not pay attention and said.

"Oh I wish I knew someone who needed a mattress, mine is so warn, it's too floppy and old, I can never get a good nights sleep"

     To this her friend smiled and said.

"I am sure I can use your beat up old mattress.

     The lady did not pay attention, then she said.

"We will have to do this again, I will pay for our drinks this time, you can pay next time."

     To this her friend smiled.